Hello friend, are you having a bad night?

chaoticrambler:

cynicalfelines:

Well,

Here is a live kitten feed

Here is a live puppy feed

Here is a live penguin feed

Here is a live English Bulldog puppy feed

Here is a live parakeet feed

Here is a live sea otter feed

Here is a live panda feed

Here is a live calf feed

Here is a live chick feed

Here is a live sloth feed

*turns on adorable animal feeds and gives you soft pillows and blankets*

OTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Yes!

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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charlesoberonn:

basedgosh:

i stopped studying because of this

Word has Troll quirks and I’ve been doing them manually all this time?

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rotiqueen:

younggiftedblaq:

mariavontraphouse:

There are ppl out here withholding affection from their sons thinking that’s gonna make them men

But what it does is make them grown ass men who can’t handle affection because they never had it before

!!!

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sassy-snow-queen:

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

I’M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM

I CAN FEEL MY FACE TURNING RED

SEND HELP

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allkindsoffuck:

goodre:

allkindsoffuck:

Welcome to the fandom

what fandom?

Welcome

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pussylipgloss:

P L E A S E

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wimptoad:

do your old fandoms ever just come back to you, and you remember how much you love one character, and your just like “I forgot about you for a while but I’m back and I love you too my beautiful baby.”

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So should I do Pastel goth Feferi, Really really fancy Feferi, or just plain old Feferi for the next convention?

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What I should be doing: Buying cosplay stuff.
What I'm actually doing: Crying and hula hooping.
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gay person: *breathes*
white girl: OMG you're so SASSY xDD i love gay ppl lolz lets go shopping
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linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

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