July 30th 2014   13705 notes   - via / source

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

July 28th 2014   86065 notes   - via / source

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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July 28th 2014   383422 notes   - via / source

Pour some crack out for Hernandez

July 28th 2014   0 notes  

I can say something crazy or even an egg and you’ll say Same or tru

July 28th 2014   0 notes  

Hey guys I got an instagram
It’s @holographicteens if you want to follow

July 23rd 2014   0 notes  

spiders-and-striders:

GC: D3L1C1OUS >:]

July 22nd 2014   431 notes   - via
Name: Attack On Titan Theme Misheard Version
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nanase-dolphin-haruka:

pineneedles-and-deerguts:

likonan:

Was feeling cocky tonight, so I spent 10 minutes singing a misheard version of that “Attack On Titan” theme song.

From the video:

Attack on Titan Intro: Guren no Yumiya (Misheard Lyrics)

Lyrics:

Tony Hawk says “From the bees and the evil!”

Ha ha ha ha, a bitter pecan (x2)

Who are retard, i not know

Nah, my egg moat, she lied to me

Tediore, she taught, oh lemur

Caught the woman, she want peru

He know all cats don’t go whoa, man

Not emo, koala nali

He, the mocha, ‘ey, unova

Got the car who got goo, gold battle

She got any curry? Go eBay,

Shoots the moon, she won’t, ore on me, come tomorrow

Ganja emo omelette, Kony, a bun gay

She said “Go order tree!”

Tony want that guy, cooks in the Koopa

Hot taquito, cold bazooka!

Told to kill your soul, Qa-atar

End of the world comin’ here, YEAAAAH

Color, I see your show with the hoagie

"Son of the oh yeah, key and panda!"

Doesn’t look ready, he or the cartoon

Made in Ouyaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ha, ha-has no games ah!

Ha ha ha ha, a bitter pecan (x2)

Ha ha ha ha

WHERE DO PEOPLE LIVE?!

OH MY GOD

HOLY SHIT IT’S AMAZING BECAUSE IT REALLY VAGUELY SOUNDS LIKE THE ORIGINAL OMG I’M CRYING

July 22nd 2014   13073 notes   - via / source

xdaringdamselx:

terezi-pie-rope:

[homestucks nodding as they reblog]

I swear I’ve never seen a fandom as chill about hate as Homestuck. Someone goes “HOMESTUCK SUCKS BLUH BLUH” and the Homestuck it’s directed at will just high-five them and go “DAMN STRAIGHT LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT”

July 21st 2014   34624 notes   - via / source

destielsrainbowdick:

morlarty:

IF YOU GET STABBED DON’T FUCKING REMOVE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE IS KEEPING THE BLOOD INSIDE OF YOU IF YOU TAKE IT OUT YOU’LL BLEED OUT AND DIE.

however if you’re trying to kill someone DON’T FUCKING LEAVE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE IS KEEPING THE BLOOD INSIDE OF THEM IF YOU TAKE IT OUT THEY’LL BLEED OUT AND DIE.

July 21st 2014   353393 notes   - via / source

lopmon:

fuckshitpissdick:

"Blame white furries" I’m screaming this is literally me

save black people who aren’t me… honestly what kind of teriyaki teas

July 18th 2014   55073 notes   - via / source

notkatniss:

SPILL THAT TEA, SCULLY, SPILL IT

July 16th 2014   24276 notes   - via / source
Yass   

basedgrell:

grell is such a majestic creature i want 20

July 16th 2014   432 notes   - via / source

swarnpert:

white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space

July 16th 2014   110859 notes   - via / source
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spiders-and-striders:

skull-locks:

spiders-and-striders:

spiders-and-striders:

yes here it is the video i promised

here it is again in case you missed it

This is too fucking cute <3 .-. <3

noooooooo I dance weird
July 16th 2014   40 notes   - via